"what's going on?"
"i'm playing infinite craft"
"that game is so boring, all you do is mash words together. ...but i guess you would like that"
"no but like (struggling to get out words through laughter) so i just got this new word, carbeter"
"...what???"
(both of us are laughing so hard we're struggling to speak)
"it's spelled like car and then beter, like 🅱eter griffin"
(we laugh for like 30 seconds straight)
"are you retarded"