A God who can't even be assed to give a definitive master text that It is willing to back up, is a God that has no self-respect. It is also a God that does not care about your salvation.
I suppose Islam gets it right because the Koran is written on gold plates in Heaven. Other than not caring enough to prove itself right while you are alive and it would count.
Imagine a God that mostly thought it was fine that people are usually just the same religion as their parents?
Fuck.
Badly run show.