Genie: For rescuing me from this lamp, I'm giving both of you a wish, on the house. Feel free to spend time thinking--you could go for wealth, or if you really want to change the-

Chudjak: I wish for a new trve Golden Age of media... Only gems... Think No Country for Old Men meets The Matrix...

Genie: Done. Other guy, what do you want?

Troonjak: (failed high school science classes due to her childhood being a blur) I wish that protons had mass

(After 4 days of absolute cultural stagnation, every proton in the universe observes the Christian Mass at 10 AM on Sunday morning. The resulting instability destroys all known celestial bodies.)