Well, since people were asking, I figured I'd make an official Ko-Fi donation goal for that awesome new-in-box fully decked-out HP c8000 PA-RISC workstation on eBay. It's the final one they ever made, with two of the most powerful PA-RISC processors in it, both dual-core, and the best GPU. It's €1300 including shipping (from Germany to Sweden).
If we make this goal, not only will I - of course - write about it on @osnews; I will do you one better: HP-UX, daily driver, for at least a week.
I legitimately don't think we'll reach this goal, as it's not something a lot of people will want to donate to, I think. Hence, there won't be a story about it on OSNews, maybe only mentioning it in the sidebar.