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To all of the 'journalists' who are blaming Among Us for turning people into murderers:

I have recently been playing Assassin's Creed Odyssey. This game has a fairly simple problem-solving model. You have a problem? You probably need to murder someone. Need to talk to someone? Murder their guards. Need to weaken Sparta's hold on a province? Murder some Spartans (optionally, also set fire to their stuff). Need to upgrade your spear? Murder some people who have the magic shards that you need. In trouble for murdering too many people? Murder the person who sponsored the bounty.

And yet, oddly enough, I have not murdered anyone. Not even people who mistake correlation for causation in a sample size of one and write inane articles about it.