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Sony: 🦊 Johnson, the PRS-505 reads ebooks really well, what've you got cooked up for its successor
🐛 Uh, sir... it already reads ebooks? It has nice buttons and feels great in the hands? I'm not sure we uh
🦊 Johnson
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🦊 Are you telling me we've made a perfectly adequate machine that does exactly the job it's intended to do, no more and no less? Are you telling me people will have no reason to buy the 600-series?
🐛 s-sorry sir
🦊 At least tell me the buttons wear out.
🐛 Sir we put on two sets of page turn buttons
🦊 Shut. It. Down.

Meanwhile, at the Roomba factory
🦊 Jimson, good work on the 500 series, what's next for the 600's?
🐛 We're adding wifi, sir!
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🦊 Jimson are you telling me that the 500 series cleans peoples' floors adequately?

🦝 It's a little weird that "500 series got the job done just fine and turned out to be a little too resilient" happened twice