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No tho, this is me, this is what I do; I am in fact the lady who looks gift horses in the mouth because my life has seen a lotta gift horses that turned out to be some rotten bastard's way to take more from the very people supposedly receiving a gift.

I'll be happy to be wrong if that's how it shakes out; but I'm absolutely not gonna break out the party hats until I know why all the worst people on my TV are so excited. Maybe it's innocent/straightforward, I legit dunno. But I'm wary.