I don't think I've ever told this story.
My grandfather was an appraiser and had to travel by car a lot through Pittsburgh. He was extremely frugal and wise with his money so he drove a beat up old shitbox.
One day, two fine upstanding melanated individuals were looking to liberate some drivers stopped at the light of their belongings. One of them looked inside my grandfathers car and yelled to the other one "Sheit, this nigga poorer than you is!"