Tech ceo: I built this technology and this company by myself from the ground up, I'm just Built Different 💪
Author: I know my name is on this short story, but I barely did anything; if anyone should get the credit, it's my editors, my proofreaders, my cat, people who riffed on my jokes on social media, that one guy who always cuts in front of me at the coffeeshop, the couple two doors down who has really loud sex, migratory waterfowl, and my third-grade teacher 😳