Similarly:
Some dude 10,000 years ago: This stick kinda looks like my wife.
Scientists: Ancient man’s complex religious beliefs made them devote weeks of effort into making effigies of their gods.
Dude: She’s got a birthday coming up.
Scientists: We’ll never know their relationship to the heavens above.
Dude: Last time I carved her a dog and that’s how we got kid #3. She’s gonna go wild over this one.
Scientists: The wisdom of the ages, lost to time.
Dude: Happy birthday, baby! Check this out.