I really haven't been in the mood to accomplish much today. Not looking forward to everything we're going to have to do tomorrow in terms of getting a rental, continuing to deal with insurance, and looking into replacing the car. Even if it was found and returned (intact), it wouldn't feel safe here.
Lesson learned. If you acquire something as neat as a Type R which isn't a luxury car, treat it like a luxury car. Keep it in a garage. Otherwise, it'll catch the attention of professional thieves.