Kit Bashir"Fairies in the machine room? Again?"
"The little blighters are attracted to the electrical wiring. They're not evolved to handle so much of it, they get addicted to the buzz"
"How did they get in?"
"Dead cabling, old coaxial ethernet from the 80s. It's gonna have to be all ripped out"
"Anything we can do in the short term?"
"Baits. Going to set up some old cathode-ray TVs in the break room, the fair folk go crazy for electron beams"
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