Twitter tgirl: “Uhhh arf arf uhhh (Thinking about high-IQ signifiers that additionally convey a Patrick Bateman-like femcel persona) Me with the Death Note: (Adding emotional intelligence and hyper-empathy signifiers) Puppy is really really sorry (Adding in-group signifiers) Mr. Blanchard and Ms. Rowling, puppy doesn’t want to have to do this… (⚠️Cute/Acc CIA propaganda goes here⚠️) Oh no,,.. puppy forgot how to write and spell… Hehe Oops”

Truly unemployed ending to the post: “Puppy is dying of a heart attack… Aaahhh…. I will bite your head off Mr. Shinigami…”