@cstross It seems like a whole lot of folks have this absurd notion that they were somebody glamorous or important or both in a past life, but goddamn, EM seems to have transcended all of that and said I was some alien masquerading as a human (who was probably glamorous/important) in a past life. Is this ketamine or just willful throwing bullshit into the universe?
On "past lives"...I figure I was a peasant descended from generations of peasants. Past life proles unite!