"Ooh, 'starter packs' are a great idea and attracting more people to Bluesky." I don't give a shit if they're giving out fucking rocket packs, or free pizza upon joining - there's nothing they can do to polish a turd, repair their bad copy, their rotten foundations, their absolute trap, and many of us will be over here on Mastodon chomping our popcorn watching folks adamant to try and reinvent the wheel while Twitter 2.0 unfolds before us, as history repeats itself.