@rst @mttaggart @ApostateEnglishman @kims
👨🏿Get out of the river! There's a crocodile behind you!
👨🏼I know! But outside of the river is the Bengal forest! That's where tigers live! Tigers are killers!
👨🏿True, but there are no tigers on the banks of the river, but there's a crocodile biting your leg right now!
👨🏼Yes! And it's gator rolling! *gurgle!* *splutter!* But, I don't trust Tiger forests! *gurgle!*
👨🏿OK, stay in the river! But at least climb into a boat?
👨🏼You just want forest on water!