Not that I'm taking anything that guy posted seriously because newsflash, I can read and buddy's posts were dripping with snark and big sealion energy.
But, and this is important folks:
You don't need to be an auto mechanic to know that the engine on your car won't start.
The existence, nature, a contours of a problem, are not at all affected by weather or not you have an answer to that problem and anyone insisting reality works differently, is here to waste your time.
Free life lesson.