Your name is MAILA and you are STUPID.
Your interests include PLAYING BASS and VIDEO GAMES. However, you spend most of your time writing MEDIOCRE POSTS on the FEDIVERSE. You are currently racking up CREDIT CARD DEBT by spending all of your money on CHICKEN WINGS. You have got to have something to keep your mood up after QUITTING CIGARETTES.
Your chumhandle is @kim and you write in a way that is SUSPICIOUSLY NORMAL. Despite you seemingly spending all of your time ONLINE, it often proves to be NOTORIOUSLY HARD to reach you, especially in TIME-CRITICAL SITUATIONS. But POSTING is hard, and you got to stay atop of the CURRENT META.