**SOLVED**
I had to do it from my phone and not while using wifi. When I got an email, I could click the link from my computer and set up the cookie that way. This was needlessly complex and I am supremely irritated.
If anyone has managed to get an accessibility cookie from h-captcha (hell-captcha), how?
I am trying desperately to get one, and I cannot seem to get past the ability to enter my email. It keeps giving me an error every time I go to submit. Please, please help.