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<blockquote style="position: relative; padding-left: 55px;"><section><a href="https://mastodon.social/users/Edent/statuses/113514153067340426">Terence Eden (edent@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 17:56:52 JST</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Edent" title="edent@mastodon.social"><img src="https://gnusocial.jp/avatar/22733-48-20230408091952.webp" width="48" height="48" alt="Terence Eden" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0;">Terence Eden</a></section><article><p>"Sir, two of the plane's toilets are out-of-order. At this time we're requesting all passengers void themselves before entry."</p><p>"Look, I'm a grown man. I've been responsible for my own piss for several years now. Pretty sure I'll be fine."</p><p>She gave me a sceptical look and prodded her Android tablet.</p><p>"Company policy is to request all flyers should have less than 25% occupancy in their bladder. You're at 35% sir. Please kindly make your way to the indicated area."</p><p><a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2016/11/tales-of-the-algorithm-the-transparent-man/" rel="nofollow noreferrer">https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2016/11/tales-of-the-algorithm-the-transparent-man/</a></p></article><footer><a rel="bookmark" href="https://gnusocial.jp/conversation/4034066#notice-7883049">In conversation</a><time datetime="2024-11-20T17:56:52+09:00" title="Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 17:56:52 JST">about 2 days ago</time> <span>from <span><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Edent/113514153067340426" rel="external" title="Sent from mastodon.social via ActivityPub">mastodon.social</a></span></span><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Edent/113514153067340426">permalink</a><h4>Attachments</h4><ol><li><article><header><div>Domain not in remote thumbnail source whitelist: shkspr.mobi</div><h5><a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2016/11/tales-of-the-algorithm-the-transparent-man/">Tales of the Algorithm: The Transparent Man</a></h5><div> from <span>@edent</span></div></header><div>Scene: An airport. A few years from now. "I'm sorry sir, we can't let you on the flight until you visit the rest-room." I'll admit that it caught me off-guard. Surely the woman at the airline gate was joking? "Sir, two of the plane's toilets are out-of-order. At this time we're requesting all passengers void […]</div><footer></footer></article></li></ol></footer></blockquote>

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Terence Eden (edent@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 17:56:52 JST Terence Eden
"Sir, two of the plane's toilets are out-of-order. At this time we're requesting all passengers void themselves before entry."
"Look, I'm a grown man. I've been responsible for my own piss for several years now. Pretty sure I'll be fine."
She gave me a sceptical look and prodded her Android tablet.
"Company policy is to request all flyers should have less than 25% occupancy in their bladder. You're at 35% sir. Please kindly make your way to the indicated area."
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  Scene: An airport. A few years from now. "I'm sorry sir, we can't let you on the flight until you visit the rest-room." I'll admit that it caught me off-guard. Surely the woman at the airline gate was joking? "Sir, two of the plane's toilets are out-of-order. At this time we're requesting all passengers void […]

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