**Tech Enthusiasts: **
Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future!
**Programmers / Engineers: **
The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.
**Security technicians:**
*takes a deep swig of whiskey*
I wish I had been born in the neolithic.
Source:
https://michaelblume.tumblr.com/post/169525456166/tech-enthusiasts-everything-in-my-house-is-wired