@asa I'm calling him a zombie because he's a zombie. The entire religion is orientated around undeath, from the very core of Jesus' resurrection myth to random stories from far-flung Christendom (St. Patrick and the Pagan-king's Daughters comes to mind instantly since it directly conflates the eucharist with undeath.)

Face it, Abrahamic religion is just a bunch of haphazard crap bolted in the way of reality like a cheap stage set. The endless anxiety baiting (what if I did it wrong and daddy sends me to Hell) fascinates people and makes them go to war with each other but you're still arguing minutiae around a hostile presence (Yahweh,) it comes down to nothing more than screeching and pointing fingers - behaving like the very monkeys you describe lol. Oh no, which son was the good one?? Which son saw Noah's penis?? Oh no, what if Jewry IS Edom after all?? It's so pathetic.