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<inside the Harris campaign the morning after>

"The candidate was a cop, we funded the police, built the wall, abandoned trans people to the Law, and told victims of genocide it was ordained by god, but Republicans still say we're too woke! What ever shall we do?"

"Why don't we send our campaign managers out to the press to validate the Republican attacks, that'll show voters that even if we are too woke we're not too haughty to criticize ourselves for being too woke."

"Genius!"