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@alan

Hahahaha I love it. :clapping:
I act like a doddering old woman (it's not as stretch believe me LOL) when I get the "your amazon account, Visa, account has a large purchase...." I first turn to my hubby and ask the location of my purse, waste time "wandering around the house looking", then slowly go through everything inside the purse, as I search for my (nonexistent) card, one by one I comment on each...my "lost" library card -what was the last book I borrowed? Oh yes, the one about....--, then there's a photo of cousin Helen who fell off the roof one summer while rescuing her favourite cinnamon cat, the envelope with the lock of hair from dear departed sister Louise who married that awful cat-about-town scoundrel and drunkard Pete-my goodness he was a burden on our family,.....I go on forever while they try to interrupt and slowly lose patience.

In the end, my husband "reminds me" I have to go to the doctor so I hang up...or he reminds me I no longer have that amazon card. Whew they don't like the latter. lol.

.@cstross