making online friends is funny, some of them are like "HI I'M BY THIS TOWN, I'M 27 YEARS AND 40 DAYS OLD, HERE'S A PIC OUTSIDE MY NEW APARTMENT WINDOW, HERE ARE MY DEEPEST MOST INNERMOST PROBLEMS" and others are like "my unspecified, vague job is killing me. I am celebrating my fake birthday today if you wish to join. I saw a cute cat today, and I will vividly describe it through text to avoid sending an image at all costs"