Seriously, though: Many of us told you so. Many of us told you when we joined Mastodon shortly after its launch, and we told you again as we quit Twitter after Elon Musk bought it. You went back then, so why would we believe you now? Because this time you're wholeheartedly endorsing Twitter 2.0: crypto-Bluesky? The cycle will just continue, and celebrity culture and ego will be our fucking ruin.