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Option 1 - Border hangout -
Move to Seattle or Buffalo or such. Start making friends and contacts across the border. Cross frequently.
Rent a room with someone. If questioned about your travel, claim to have a romantic partner in CA.
Retain your US bank account and "officially" live in the USA with a PO box or friend as address.
Work your contacts to get a job and apply for a work permit.
If things get truly ugly, Canada may be more willing to accept your presence.