I decided to interview voters at my local polling station today. Here's what they had to say:
"I have no idea who I voted for. I just wanted to pull the lever."
-Tom, 186 lbs
"I voted for Jimmy Carter when I was 18, and I've voted for Jimmy Carter every election since. He's done me no harm."
-Lisa, 130 lbs
"I'm a diehard Trump supporter, but I voted for Kamala because it's the last thing she'd suspect. I'm in her head now. I'm playing 5D chess."
-Jeff, 236 lbs