I'm tired of single point observational surveys (not easy at all, but so much easier on balance to fund and run) and I just want to do intervention studies (far longer time course, WAY harder to fund and run) god DAMMIT god damn why is understanding the world and being rigorous so insanely difficult, do you know how many fake-ass "personas" I could've made a career making, do you know how good I could've been at really stupid cherry-picked research