Been a while since I tried to make coffee by pouring whole beans directly into the mug.
Unrelatedly: a thing I like to do when I have zero brainpower is adversarial object design (usually of coffee mugs). Like, if you told someone to make you a coffee mug, and they hated you, what would you get back?
Inspired by https://www.theuncomfortable.com/ which is my favorite art collection ever.