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There's an old Jewish joke… Two yentes are eating dinner at a Borscht Belt hotel. One says, "The food here is terrible!" The second responds, "Yes, and the portions are so small!"
Although the portion sizes here are indeed small (I was warned about this by the nurse), I can apparently order essentially whatever I want to make up for it.
Food is ordered over the phone; ordering digitally on-screen in the room is not an option here like it is at some other hospitals.
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