I just wore all MAGA gear to the election booth. The sheboons and latroonas attempted to strip me down because I was "too partisan". Struggling to cast my vote for the orange nigger, I mustered up the strength to yel, "LET GO OF MY PENIS. I DON'T KNOW YOU!", my foot swinging 1488 mph to hit Big Mike Obama in her nuts.

Don't let me down you tanned corporate baboon.