> A guy went through the checkout at the supermarket with 1 bar of soap, 1 toothbrush, a small tube of toothpaste, 1 donut, 1 pint of milk, an individual serving of cereal, and 1 frozen dinner. The checkout girl looked at him and said, "Single, huh?" The guy replied sarcastically, "How'd you guess?" She said, " 'Cause you're so fucking ugly!"