If I ever get to the point this pet project evolves into an actual project, I want it to have no romance options (it's a party-based dungeon crawler, so one would expect some of those). We're going to warn everyone up front that we're saving romance quests for the "Fan Service DLC".
Then we're going to have people vote on which pairings they want to see in the DLC. And if people decide to pick some weird pairing as a joke, we'll roll with it.
...and the romance will go horribly wrong.