I went to buy a radiator at lunchtime; they don't stock the size I need, and I have to have it delivered.
𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗲𝗿: "Can I have an email address for the delivery instructions."
𝗠𝗲: "It's ........@castlecannon.house"
𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗲𝗿: "And what about the .co.uk?"
𝗠𝗲: "No, there's no .co.uk just .house."
𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗲𝗿: "Oh, that's a posh address. Is it expensive?"
𝗠𝗲: "Very, and there's a waiting list to get one."
𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘺 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘴. 😉