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you know how people are always like growing up as a kid they thought they were gonna have to deal with like... quicksand or w/e a lot more than they did? 90s kids are probably like "I have to deal with a lot fewer ninja attacks than I was led to expect as a kid"

but what they don't know is that like Y2K and the ozone layer, it's actually b/c of the massive anti-ninja forces that were mobilized after the 90s that keep the various shadowy ninja clans at bay every night