like, if you have any job openings, I will take them! i would love to work for your company or such, I promise I can do whatever you need. Or if i can't, hell, the one interview I had where i had to say "oh i'm not qualified for this" i recommended a friend who got the job and did a great job
but
mostly i just want to know how to do this
what am i doing wrong? how does this work. we live in an era of tech hell and i don't know what i'm doing wrong