"The first thing I did was appoint some of the most clueless people I could find to continue the Brexit negotiations. Frosty was the perfect man, someone so out of his depth that he would then rubbish the deal he had concluded with the EU. I then threw every intelligent MP out of the party and promoted Thérèse Coffey, the idiot’s idiot"
John Crace reads (paraphrases?) Boris Johnson's latest book, so you don't have to.