If you made me rank mental disorders by how hot they are, autism would be a high b tier, schizophrenia would be low a tier, maybe b, and amnesia is fucking triple s.

People call me the world's first amnesiac chaser, that's what they're saying. Amnesiac girls hmu, I'll fetishize you to the ends of the earth if you just give me the opportunity to.

I should give my puppy a traumatic head injury so it can get amnesia. Not like it needs its brain anyway. And it would be so much easier to manipulate and trick.