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Again unpopular opinion, but I don't care.
Those eco-activists lobbied a law that all plastic bottles should have attached caps.
I wonder only one thing: why everything they do is so fucking annoying, inconvenient and just extremely shitty? environment is good, protection, less waste, whatever, angels, flowers and butterflies, — everything is good, but why, for goodness sake, must it be so awfully inconvenient to use or simply disgusting, like those damned paper straws that smell and taste paper glue?
Bottles with attached caps. First, it's messy: when you want a bottle of water in a hot street, you'd be rather careful now, because drinking with that dangling thing near your mouth and not to spoil everything (let alone if you are eating something along with it) is nearly impossible. To drink only a part of it and put the bottle in your bag — also fucking impossible, because the cap doesn't close the bottle so strong anymore, and your liquid will be in your bag.
to buy larger bottles to drink a glass and leave everything for later? Also nope, because again, the cap is no longer reliable, and your bubbles of beloved carbon dioxyde will happily fly into the air.
Solution? Easy-peasy! Tell 'em that you take those bottles for 25 cents, you take those caps for 10 cents, and you take a bottle with a cap for 40 cents. That's it! No more bottles, no more caps, no nothing at all! They will be fightin' for them!
And me, with my character, I'll be keeping those small scissors in my bag just to cut those cap-attaching strings and drink my water, or cola, or whatever I want. Nobody will do as you want for the sake of some righteous ideas if, not hurting anyone, it ruins their comfort!