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TRUE STORY:
My conservative brother-in-law: "Want some milk?"
Me: "No thanks, I don't drink cow milk anymore."
Him: "Oh, right. You probably drink SOY milk, don't ya?"
Me: "I drink almond milk sometimes, but I don't like cow milk."
Him: "What do you have against cow milk?"
Me: "Too much estrogen in it. It gives you man titties."
Him: (grabs his phone to do his own research)
Me: (waiting patiently)
Him: "Is almond milk any good?"
Me: "Yeah, it's great on cereal."

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