2/ FFS, people, can't you be appreciative of ANY good news? Some of you insist on raining on this: "Yeah, but no trial."
We know that already. That's not news.
This is.
And it's well-timed, monopolizing the headlines, reinvigorating the "Trump's a traitorous criminal" evidence, disrupting his campaign, causing him to blather all over Truth Social like the caged animal he is, and it may ... MAY... swing a voter or two.
Okay? Kthxbye.