In 2024, a crack shitposter unit was banished from a Mastodon instance by a podcaster for crimes they probably committed. These men promptly escaped to the Fedi-verse underground. Today, still hated by that podcaster, they survive by posting memes and polls and drunken rants.
If you have a problem. If no one else can help. And if you can find them, maybe you can hire . . . the Night Crew!
Although, be forewarned, they're just going to tell you your problem is fake and gay.