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And apparently, #DementiaDon was told "theft valued under $950 is only a misdemeanor", so he dreams up this fantasy that he has SEEN VIDEO of Smash & Grab criminals "with calculators", trying to avoid going over the $950 limit."

Of course, THERE IS NO SUCH VIDEO. But b/c he BELIEVES THEY'RE *PROBABLY* DOING IT, SO IT MUST BE TRUE.

Remember when he falsely claimed seeing Muslims "celebrating on rooftops" on 9/11? Complete fiction. Never happened. But he's SURE it "probably" did, so say it did.