"We'll build you a campus!"
"Of course you can divert that river!"
"Please come take over entire departments of our public university!"
"A nuclear power plant for your datacenter? But of course!"
"We invite you to blot out the night sky in order to be able to charge people money to talk to each other."
"Your entire industry is on the verge of being extinct under the current economic system, but we are bailing you out because we care."