Got off work and realized I was out of cigs. A coworker gave me a black and mild cigarillo. (king shit)

When I was outside smoking it this really hot girl came up to me and asked for "a hit of the wood"

I told her it was tobacco but she started rubbing my arm and said "it's okay I smoke weed it'll be our secret".

I think she thought I was the typical easy to manipulate ugly male...little did she know that I am stone fucking cold now. I realize what I am, what she is. How the world actually works.

I smiled and told her "make sure to hold it in as long as you can, it's from Cali"

She looked so excited and hit it, probably held the smoke in for about 6 seconds and then started the most violent fucking coughing fit I've ever seen in my life. Ive accidentally smoked isopropyl alcohol before and my reaction to that was nothing compared to this bitch chiefing my cigar. I told her that she isn't ready for California imports yet. She asked while still coughing violently if I could drive her home and I said no I have an appointment scheduled and walked off. I actually looked back after walking a block or two away and I swear I think she was unironically puking LMFAO.

I think this is the closest I will get to throatfucking a woman. I feel like the punisher.