Well...my antisocial ass has somehow made friends on 2b2t, Minecraft's oldest anarchy server.
I am a part of "The Melon Men". They are a group that's attempting to take some of the toxicity and hostility out of escaping spawn.
People like to kill new players to make it harder for them to escape, but if everyone keeps dying and can never escape, people will leave and the server will die.
Seems like a noble cause, I think.
Either way, glad to finally make some new friends in a game.