I'm so fucking stupid. I had a chance to buy gold several times when it was down around $260 in 1999, the summer I re-enlisted and got a $40K signing bonus. But no. I had to take my to-be-deceased-ex-wife on a really nice Florida Keys trip, with all the frills. I pissed away $72,000 in unrealized profit to show a black-marketing, cheating whore a good time.