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<blockquote style="position: relative; padding-left: 55px;"><section><a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/users/mkwadee/statuses/113140797248921336">Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Sunday, 15-Sep-2024 18:56:56 JST</a><a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@mkwadee" title="mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk"><img src="https://gnusocial.jp/avatar/20560-48-20230811083012.webp" width="48" height="48" alt="Khurram Wadee ✅" style="position: absolute; left: 0; top: 0;">Khurram Wadee ✅</a></section><article><p><a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/tags/Doonesbury" rel="tag">#Doonesbury</a> by <a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/tags/GarryTrudeau" rel="tag">#GarryTrudeau</a> for September 15, 2024 - GoComics</p><p><a href="https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/09/15" rel="nofollow noreferrer">https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/09/15</a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/tags/Humour" rel="tag">#Humour</a> <a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/tags/Cartoon" rel="tag">#Cartoon</a></p></article><footer><a rel="bookmark" href="https://gnusocial.jp/conversation/3670904#notice-7192955">In conversation</a><time datetime="2024-09-15T18:56:56+09:00" title="Sunday, 15-Sep-2024 18:56:56 JST">about 2 months ago</time> <span>from <span><a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@mkwadee/113140797248921336" rel="external" title="Sent from mastodon.org.uk via ActivityPub">mastodon.org.uk</a></span></span><a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@mkwadee/113140797248921336">permalink</a><h4>Attachments</h4><ol><li><label><a rel="external" href="https://gnusocial.jp/attachment/3172349">An operator at a call centre says, "You've reached myFACTS  This is Austin."  The caller says, "Yes, Austin, can you tell me if Harris is in the pocket of Big Paper Straw?"  The operator answers, "Well, no.  But we do carry `proof' of it."  The caller replies, "Cool!  I'll take one unit."
The operator gets another call, "Hi!  You've reached myFACTS home of bespoke reality!  How may I resource your bubble?"  The caller says, "Yes, am wanting to speak with minister of purchasing."  The operator asks, "Who's calling, please?"  The caller says, "Is top Russian troll farm!"  The operator replies, "I'm sorry, sir, but all of our [d]isinformation is now domestically sourced.  Our entire inventory of conspiracies is American-made, 100% free of foreign contaminants!"  The caller says, "But we have glorious dossier!  Allow me to provide free sample!"  The operator says, "OK.  I'll bite."  The caller says, "Kamala is not U.S. citizen!"  The operator says, "Ha!  Thanks but we already carry the full birther line."</a></label><br><a href="https://cdn.mastodon.org.uk/media_attachments/files/113/140/757/019/513/689/original/a9791db6a14e6029.jpg" rel="external">https://cdn.mastodon.org.uk/media_attachments/files/113/140/757/019/513/689/original/a9791db6a14e6029.jpg</a></li></ol></footer></blockquote>

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Khurram Wadee ✅ (mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk)'s status on Sunday, 15-Sep-2024 18:56:56 JST Khurram Wadee ✅
#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau for September 15, 2024 - GoComics
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1. An operator at a call centre says, "You've reached myFACTS This is Austin." The caller says, "Yes, Austin, can you tell me if Harris is in the pocket of Big Paper Straw?" The operator answers, "Well, no. But we do carry `proof' of it." The caller replies, "Cool! I'll take one unit." The operator gets another call, "Hi! You've reached myFACTS home of bespoke reality! How may I resource your bubble?" The caller says, "Yes, am wanting to speak with minister of purchasing." The operator asks, "Who's calling, please?" The caller says, "Is top Russian troll farm!" The operator replies, "I'm sorry, sir, but all of our [d]isinformation is now domestically sourced. Our entire inventory of conspiracies is American-made, 100% free of foreign contaminants!" The caller says, "But we have glorious dossier! Allow me to provide free sample!" The operator says, "OK. I'll bite." The caller says, "Kamala is not U.S. citizen!" The operator says, "Ha! Thanks but we already carry the full birther line."
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