Last year, for my birthday, I told the Heauxtation to give me Treats. They came through with massages, cocktails, back blowage, and various shenanigans.
This year, I'm asking for specific Treats: a fancy ass charcuterie board/box, aka Adult Lunchables.
I want to spend my 55th relaxing, being middle-aged, and eating fancy meats and cheeses on crackers.